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MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, falsely judged, judged unfairly, Minecraft, misapprehended, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misestimated, misinterpreted, misjudged, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, not understood, preconceived notions, smp, Stereotypes, taken out of context, wrongly assessed, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

BlockBusters

blockbusters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	New Chunks Explored:	736410
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	1439
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Emeralds Found:	7157
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2642	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Potions Brewed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	5812	Star Shards Collected:	298
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mines Excavated:	1288	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	464	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	103
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	5151

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!