Guruji Plays – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SimplyMad Modded PvP lol

Community, Creative, Custom Map, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Grief Protection, lol, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, SimplyMad, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

SimplyMC Server Overview

Description	SimplyMC is a mostly vanilla minecraft server with some addons that improve experience. The biggest one being the improvised guns addon. So if you’re interested in creating a nation or maybe playing a normal minecraft game. You should join and check us out.
IP	simplymc.axenthost.me
PORT	42167

FAQ

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules include no griefing, respect other players, no cheating, etc. A full list of rules can be found on our website.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to use the IP address and port provided above in the Minecraft multiplayer settings.

Q: Are there any specific addons or mods required to play on the server?

A: The server primarily uses vanilla Minecraft with the addition of the improvised guns addon. No other mods are required to play.

Q: Is the server always online?

A: The server may have scheduled maintenance or downtime for updates, but it is typically online 24/7.

Baby Boom Minecraft Server

baby, biological reproduction, boom, breeding success, childbearing, evolutionary biology, Family Planning, family size, fertility, genetic inheritance, genetics, Minecraft, Offspring, offspring numbers, offspring production, offspring quantity, parenting, population growth, Procreation, Reproduction, reproductive capacity, reproductive fitness., reproductive success, Server

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where the only goal is to see who can produce the most offspring! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure of breeding animals and creating a massive farm full of baby animals.

But that’s not all! We also have a competition to see who can build the craziest baby-making machine using redstone contraptions and pistons. Let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous ways to increase your animal population.

And if that’s not enough, we have regular events where players have to compete in challenges to see who can gather the most resources for their growing family of animals. Will you be the ultimate breeder on our server?

Join us now and let the baby-making madness begin!

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Hot Minecraft SMP Scene

captivating moments, drama series, emotional scenes, Entertainment, gripping scenes, hot, hottest scene, intense scenes, love scenes, Minecraft, must-watch scenes, non hentai, on-screen chemistry, passionate scenes, romantic scenes, Scene, sensual moments, smp, steamy moments, television, thrilling scenes, TV drama, TV romance, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Hot Potato” tournament where the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava.

We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away while being chased by creepers, and our shopping district is run by a group of mischievous villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding… maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, controversial choice, DISRUPTED, Drama, dying wife, ENGAGEMENT, friend’s wedding, Groomsman, gross relationship, husband, Justified, Kids, Minecraft, passing, relationship, Server, sleeping dogs lie, stomach cancer, WeddingCrashers, young children

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just a block away! 🌟

Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this crazy story!

🤯 Build your own world while navigating through secret affairs, hidden truths, and unexpected revelations! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

💔 Witness the ultimate showdown between loyalty and honesty as you decide whether to spill the beans or keep the peace. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale?

👫 Make friends, enemies, and frenemies as you explore the depths of human nature in a virtual world like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our server! Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? 😉

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DanceCraft: Family Secrets

brother, Communication, dance classes, DanceCraft, Disappointment, family, free classes, Honesty, inclusion, Individuality, parents, personal growth, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, Self-expression, sharing, Siblings, sisters, talent

Looking for a Minecraft server that values individuality and personal space? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to keep their hobbies and interests to themselves.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to share everything with your siblings. No more unfairness in video games or sports – on our server, you can be the best without any competition from your family members!

Just like the OP, you can have your own secret dance classes without anyone knowing. Dance like nobody’s watching (because they won’t be)!

So if you’re tired of always including your siblings in everything and want a break from being the “best big brother/sister,” join our server now! Let your parents be mad at you for not sharing – we support your right to keep things to yourself.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your hobbies – come to our server and be free!

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LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

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BlockyBedBaddies

bad in bed, BlockyBedBaddies, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Experience, experimentation, Feedback, inconsiderate, Intimacy, lack of confidence, lack of effort, lack of passion, lack of skills, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, satisfaction, Selfishness, sexual performance, Technique

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only thing harder than finding a stronghold is finding a bad player in bed? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who know how to craft the perfect experience every time.

Join us and experience the thrill of building with a community that knows how to lay down the blocks just right. From epic redstone creations to towering castles, our players never disappoint in the bedroom… I mean, the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the hottest spot in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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PoltavaPanic Minecraft Server

aggression, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, emergency response, Healthcare, hospitalized, injured, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, news报道, Politics, Poltava, PoltavaPanic, russia, Russian attack, Server, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life like 220 people escaping from a russian attack on Poltava 😂 our server is so lit that even Zelensky would wanna join if he wasn’t busy dealing with all that drama 🤣 build ur own virtual world and forget about the craziness happenin in the real one 🌍 plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples 🦄🐷🌈 so what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin! 🎉 #minecraftmadness #virtualadventures

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BlockWars: BBCvsHamas

Accountability, BBC, BBCvsHamas, blockwars, breached guidelines, broadcasting, Conflict, Ethics, gaza, Hamas, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, palestine, regulations, United Kingdom, violations, War, watchdog

So, like, this server is like totally epic, bro. We got like, 1,500 breaches of guidelines, just like the BBC during the Israel-Hamas war, but like, in a totally hilarious way. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the chaos and madness of a war zone, but with like, pixelated blocks and stuff. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that crazy stuff. So come on, join us and let’s create some mayhem together!

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Tomato Tossin’ Showdown

attention seeking, Audience, bad, BIZARRE, bizarre performance, creativity, Desperation, Entertainment, free, humor, Intentional, Performance, REWARD, Risk, showdown, Stage, strategy, stunt, tomato, tomatoes, Tossin, Unconventional, Unique

join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when they tried to take it, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. the player had to bust out their best moves to impress the chicken and win the treasure!

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly creepers.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet the legendary llama king who will grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more llamas.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

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