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StatsMaxedOutMinecraftSMP

achievement unlocked, Character development, completion, epic win, game over, Gaming, journey complete, leveling up, maxed out, power boost, progress, reaching goals, RPG, skill points, starting point, Stats, StatsMaxedOutMinecraftSMP, success, victory dance, video games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	912	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Votes:	3984	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’ve just maxed out all your stats and you’re feeling like a Minecraft god. You strut back to your starting location like a boss, only to be greeted by a parade in your honor! Villagers throwing diamonds at your feet, mobs bowing down in respect, and even the Ender Dragon offering to be your personal bodyguard. Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip of becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of being worshipped by virtual creatures, in which case, maybe stick to the basic SMPs.

MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3806	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Farms Harvested:	854
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	197	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	4605

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3059	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!