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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7508 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 7463 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
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