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GunHoldingNoobs
gun violence epidemic, firearm safety, gun violence in America, gun violence research, second amendmentu wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do the cha cha slide. once, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers are the djs. if u join, u might just find a portal to a land made entirely of cheese. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even if it don’t make no sense. -
YeehawCraft: ‘Murica Edition
Are you tired of getting shot for claiming Christ is king in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can shout it from the mountaintops without any fear of bullets flying your way! Join us for a heavenly experience where you can build your own church, battle demons, and even ride on the back of a giant angel! So come on down and let’s spread the good word…without the risk of getting shot! -
Crafty Shooty Land
Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!
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HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod
Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!
Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!
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VacayCraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?
So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!
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LoveCraftedMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.
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AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!
not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
The Dominion Minecraft Server Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server
Overview:
IP play.thedominion.us Alternate IP thedominion.us 🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion
🔮DUNGEONS:
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🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:
👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:
🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:
Are you a Dungeoneer?
Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!
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Rules:
- Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
- Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
- Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
- Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
- New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
- Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
- Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
- If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
- Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.
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Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!