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SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9394	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

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Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

#youtube, beats, blocky, copyright claim, copyright infringement, copyright laws, copyright protection, intellectual property, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music copyright, music creators, music licensing, original content, Original music, original song, Server, songwriting, youtube content, youtube copyright, YouTube copyright claim, YouTube copyright policy, YouTube music restrictions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Items Found:	5043	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mines Excavated:	2294	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

4chan, Archive, args, creepypasta, Creepypasta games, cytube, exeg, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Homemade pastas, Old Man Reads, Room #476, Room Template, SlenderARGs, Slendermiku, smp, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the dark and twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where things are not always as they seem.

Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!

SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedroom dynamics, Communication, compromise, health, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage issues, Minecraft, personal space, quality of sleep, relationships, Server, sleep apnea, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep divorce, sleep quality, SleepDivorce, sleeping habits, Snoring, well-being

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2298	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

SillySMPFoodFavs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Buildings Constructed:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate culinary adventure in Minecraft!

Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?

So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).