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You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1683
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3033
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

BaghdadBoomCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2184

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

AntiDem, antidemocratic.., antisemitic, collective guilt, cultural memory, discrimination, european history, History, Holocaust, nationalism, passivity, Peril, PIXEL, political extremism, PostWar, prejudice, privacy, Propaganda, racism, racist, Social Issues, West Germany, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Consciousness, debate, dualism, Essence, Ethics, Existence, existentialism, Humanity, Meaning, Metaphysical, mind-body, Minecraft, morality, opinion, philosophy, purpose, Server, Soul, soulless, spirituality, spirituality vs materialism

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Villages Defended:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

all-time hits leader, banned from baseball, baseball controversy, baseball great, baseball history, baseball legend, Charlie Hustle, Cincinnati native, Cincinnati Reds, Cincinnati sports, Cincinnati sports legend, Dead, dead at 83, gambling scandal, Hall of Fame, Minecraft, MLB, mlb records, pété, Pete Rose, Pete Rose Jr., rose, smp, sports icon

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	156
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	141	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153

Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!