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SwallowCraft: Where you have to swallow it…your pride, that is! Join the fun today!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	New Chunks Explored:	548321
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!

Cavern-ous Tales: Where the Hermitcraft Meet for Drinks and Digging! Simple Voice Chat for Long-term Fun!

15-22 age range, Application Process, armour stand mod, Cavernous, Chat, Chill, Community, Datapacks/plugins, Digging, Discord, drinks, Fun, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, java, long term, Longterm, Mature Players, Meet, Mob Heads, Players, rules, Server, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Tales, Vanilla, VOICE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8179
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	344214	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Discord	Join our Discord
Version	1.21 Java
Datapacks/Plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads, and many more

Overview:

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the age range of the community?	Mostly 15-22 years old.
When will the server open?	It will open this Friday.
Is there an application process to join?	Yes, if you wish to play on the server.
Are there strict rules on the server?	We don’t have strict rules, just don’t be a dick.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of RappyDeathsquad members who are determined to take over the virtual world with their dance moves and feathered costumes. Join us if you want to witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen!

2. We have a secret alliance with Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Together, we plan on building the tallest tower made entirely out of chocolate bars. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweet project?

3. Our Ship 3, Mitsuba, is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly NPC who only speaks in emojis. If you’re brave enough to communicate with them, you might uncover some hidden treasures or get pranked in the most hilarious way possible.

4. On Ship 4, we have a group chat that is so chaotic, it’s been known to cause players to burst into uncontrollable laughter. Join us if you want to be a part of the most meme-worthy conversations in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our wacky virtual world.

The Dick-Sucked Wrestler in Minecraft SMP

Champions, controversial, DickSucked, fan favorites., gossip, Hall of Fame, History, iconic, Legends, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Rumors, scandal, smp, tna, WCW, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling superstars, wwe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic battles and drama-filled storylines since the WWE! Join us if you want to witness the legendary showdown between Steve “The Block Breaker” and Herobrine “The Griefer” as they fight for the title of the most dick sucked wrestler in Minecraft history. Will Steve’s diamond sword be a match for Herobrine’s TNT explosions? Only time will tell! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rumble, because this is one SMP you won’t want to miss!

DadFavFamNoFavors-2021

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	190	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5422	Magic Items Found:	4019
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual family and avoid all the real-life craziness.

Join us and create your own world where you don’t have to pick up late birthday gifts or deal with favoritism. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any family drama following you around.

Escape to a world where you can be the hero, not the villain. Join our server today and leave all the AITA moments behind. Trust us, your virtual family will thank you for it!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

bittersweet memories, changing interests, childhood activities, emotional attachment, emotional triggers, evolving interests, hobby abandonment, letting go, letting go of the past, life transitions, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old hobbies, past memories, personal development, personal growth, self reflection, sentimental hobbies, sentimental value, smp, time capsule hobby

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	401	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of being haunted by the memories of that one time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a potato in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to start fresh and make new, less incendiary memories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare enchanted pink sheep wool. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and welcoming community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So say goodbye to your potato-cooking days of yore and come join us on our server where the only fires you’ll be starting are the ones fueled by your burning desire to have a good time!

FutureFauxPas

Behavior, changing values, controversial topics, cultural evolution, discrimination, equality, Ethics, evolution of society, future generations, FutureFauxPas, HUMAN RIGHTS, morality, Political Correctness, progress, shifting perspectives, social justice, social norms, societal change, societal standards, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5930
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Crops Grown:	5152	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be ahead of the curve in social norms! In 50 years, everyone will be judged based on their ability to build epic pixelated structures and survive in a virtual world. Don’t be left behind in the real world where people will be shunned for not knowing how to craft a diamond sword or tame a wild ocelot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to be a hero in the future, join us now!

No2WarCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! one time, a player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back, it was so crazy! we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the lava monsters! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a cow who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down? it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

UkrainianEnergyRaid

aggression, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy facilities, european union, global news, international relations, Kremlin, military intervention, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Tensions, Ukraine, UkrainianEnergyRaid, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3606	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got Russia and Ukraine going at it like it’s a freakin’ Minecraft battle royale! You wanna see some energy facilities gettin’ wrecked in 7 different regions? Well, you better join this server and witness the chaos firsthand! Who needs peace treaties when you can just duke it out in the virtual world, amirite? Plus, you might even get to see Putin and Zelensky throwing down in a PvP match for the ages. So come on, join the madness and witness the epic showdown between two powerhouse nations in the world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be wild, it’s gonna be insane, it’s gonna be… well, let’s just say you won’t be bored, that’s for sure!

Creeper Cancer Club – Join the Blocky Battle!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

u kno wat u need wen u get a cancer diagnosis? A minecraft server to escape all dat stress, amirite? join dis server and u will be cured of all ur worries and sadness cuz we got da cure for all ur problems, block by block.

we got da best community of players who will support u thru ur tough times, build u a virtual hug if u need it. plus, if u join dis server, ur close relatives and spouses will be protected from developing any psychological or heart-related illnesses. it’s like a magical shield made out of diamond blocks.

parents of children with cancer? don’t worry, we got u covered. join dis server and u will experience da highest level of love and support from our players. we will build u a virtual hospital to heal all ur pain and worries.

so come on, join dis minecraft server and let us cure u of all ur problems, one block at a time. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Star Shards Collected:	291	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

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