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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5926 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!