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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

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LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	148	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	658	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2803
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	8390	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

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