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Measles Vax Forever Land

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Star Shards Collected:	222
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3512
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite video games, first video game, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming technology, gaming trends, interactive media, NoobGamerMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Video Game (Industry), video games, virtual entertainment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing incident, amusing story, amusing tale, anecdote, comedy, Comical, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertaining, funny, funny event, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny recollection, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, light-hearted

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	376415
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crops Grown:	5821	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

Attack, Beirut, beirut explosion, Conflict, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East news, Military, Minecraft, Raid, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
New Chunks Explored:	145552	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

HezbollahHQBoomz

Beirut, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, headquarters, hezbollah, HezbollahHQBoomz, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military strike, political turmoil, RETALIATION, security threat, Tension, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

RetractCraft: GeneNeuroFun

cell biology, Combating, discovery, gene expression, GeneNeuroFun, genetic programmes, genetics, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, motor neurons, nervous system, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuron retraction, neuroscience, Prospects, researchers, RetractCraft, scientific research, spinal cord, spinal cord injury

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where motor neurons are, like, retracting from the spinal cord and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. you gotta combat neurodegeneration and save the day! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!