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FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	4079
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5364	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Items Found:	6872
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4109
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Emeralds Found:	4592
Votes:	6558	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1369	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!