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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5303 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2281 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
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