Guindaster MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

JihadCraft: Resistance vs IsraeliArmy

News, gaza, Reporting, semantics, controversy

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil villagers tried to take over our land. But guess what? We fought back like true warriors and turned them into cute little bunnies! That’s right, bunnies! So if you want to unleash your inner warrior and turn your enemies into fluffy creatures, then join us now! Plus, our server has the most epic battles you’ll ever see, with dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin! Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit! So come on over and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow!

TestTubeTrendsetters

social media influencers, overdiagnosis, influencers, Warnings, health

so, like, u know those social media influencer peeps? well, they be all like, “omg u need to get these health tests ASAP!” but like, turns out they just fearmongering and stuff. like, they tryna make u think u sick when u really not.

on our server, we don’t do that! we all about havin’ fun and playin’ Minecraft without all that drama. no fake health scares here, just good times and blocky adventures.

join us and leave all that overdiagnosis nonsense behind. plus, u can save money on tests and spend it on cool Minecraft skins instead. ain’t nobody got time for expensive health tests when u can be building a castle or fighting zombies in the game.

so come on over and join the most chill Minecraft server around. we promise no fearmongering, just pure blocky joy. let’s build some epic stuff together!

You go on Network

Survival, Parkour, Skyblock, Hardcore, Economy

Join MineMate – Opening Soon!

An epic new Minecraft network is LIVE! Get ready for an amazing adventure with:

– Skyblock & Lifesteal – Challenge yourself in Skyblock or thrive in Lifesteal! – Exclusive Invite Rewards – Invite friends & earn special in-game rewards! – Lag-Free & 24/7 Uptime – Smooth gameplay, always! – Active Community & Helpful Staff – Make friends & enjoy the game together!

Be among the first to join and claim your rewards! Discord: discord.gg/minemate

The adventure starts soon—don’t miss out!

play.minemate.net

Rev Lifesteal

PvE, miner, Minecraft, Builder, Raiding

Welcome to Rev Lifesteal, the ultimate Minecraft experience where your survival skills are pushed to the limit! Lifesteal Plugin: Every heart you steal brings you one step closer to becoming the strongest player. But watch your back—every loss counts! Clans: Team up, strategize, and conquer with your own clan. Create alliances, build powerful fortresses, and dominate the world together. Arena: Step into the Arena to test your skills against other players. Can you survive and be crowned champion? PvP awaits! Paid Ranks: Get even more powerful with VIP ranks, exclusive rewards, and premium features that is balanced to perfection so no one gets unfair advantages. Jobs: Pick a job and earn rewards for working hard. Whether you’re a miner, builder, or merchant, there’s a role for everyone! (coming soon) Join Rev LIfesteal today and begin your journey to become the strongest, wealthiest, and most feared player on the server! Let the battle begin…

revlifesteal.secure.pebble.host

KingdomsMC

Roleplaying, Discord, smp, alliances, Kingdoms

KingdomsMC Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Version	1.21+
Server Type	Towny, World-Building
Roleplay	Yes
New	Yes
IP Address	kingdomsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mTxeyPBV

Overview

If you want to learn how to play on KingdomsMC, check our Discord or ask our Community. Join us and build a mighty kingdom, form alliances, or live a humble life as a farmer. The choice is yours!

Come Shape History!

FAQ

What is KingdomsMC?

KingdomsMC is a World-building server where you can create your own kingdom, engage in diplomacy, and trade with others.

What’s Happening on KingdomsMC?

Kingdoms & Trade: Our community is creating powerful kingdoms, establishing trade routes, and building epic castles.
Exploration & Conquest: Players are discovering new territories, claiming lands, and gathering riches to expand their influence.

Join now and forge your legacy in the world of KingdomsMC!

Ideal Form Craft 1.20.4

Great body shape, body diversity, form, ideal, well-proportioned

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server have the most epic body shapes. Not too skinny, not too fat, just the perfect sweet spot. It’s like looking at a Minecraft character who’s been hitting the gym non-stop. You won’t find a better-looking bunch of blocky avatars anywhere else, I swear! Join now and get ready to be amazed by the beauty of pixelated perfection!

Stepmomless Wedding Minecraft Server

wedding etiquette, toxic relationships, mistreatment, Server, Emotional Abuse

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepmothers straight out of a fairytale? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stepmothers are banned and only good vibes are allowed!

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a princess, without any wicked stepmothers trying to tear it down. And if your dad tries to bring his evil queen along, don’t worry – we have a special dungeon just for her!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any toxic family drama getting in the way. Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, without fear of any unwanted guests crashing the party.

So, if you’re ready to escape the clutches of a wicked stepmother and live happily ever after in Minecraft, join our server today!

SinkSassCraft

RESPONSIBILITY, baby, plumbing problems, SinkSassCraft, rental agreement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value responsible tenants like you! Join us for the ultimate virtual landlord experience, where you can show off your skills in housekeeping and problem-solving.

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kitchen sink clogs in real life? Well, on our server, you can tackle those issues with ease and earn rent discounts for your efforts! Watch YouTube tutorials, take apart virtual sinks, and show off your DIY skills to impress your landlord.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a great place to escape the chaos of real life, with virtual babies who never cry and toddlers who never run around causing mischief. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your virtual house is creeper-proof. Who needs real-life landlord drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure of Minecraft? See you in the virtual world!

IconicGamerQuotes – Minecraft SMP

catchphrase, FAMOUS, gamers’ favorite., iconic lines, smp

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So one time, this guy joined and he found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. And then, another player built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava! It’s insane, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who wear top hats and monocles, and they give out quests for you to go on epic adventures. And if you complete the quests, you get a special chicken dance emote that makes all the other players jealous. It’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

So if you want to be part of the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, then you better join us now before the unicorns get bored and leave for another dimension. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BurgerCraft: Overhyped Eats

unhealthy fast food, fast food advertising, fast food options, overhyped fast food, fast food industry

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that promise the world but deliver soggy fries and lukewarm burgers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate fast food experience! Join us for a virtual feast of pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and cubic cupcakes that will have your taste buds doing backflips!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Burger Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the most epic burger in record time. The winner gets a virtual golden spatula and bragging rights for life!

And if that’s not enough to whet your appetite, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that will give you superpowers like never before. Imagine flying through the sky on a giant taco or shooting fireballs from a magical meatball – the possibilities are endless!

So why settle for overhyped fast food when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous culinary adventures of your life? Come hungry, leave satisfied, and never look at a drive-thru the same way again!