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The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

bytecode, coding, computer science, Development, efficiency, EXECUTION, FILTHY, Good, java, Jvm, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, programming, programming language, runtime, seethe, smp, software, software engineering, Technology, virtual machine, zoomers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, Borrow, brother, CAR, CarBroNoMore, clean, cold weather, consequences, dirtbike, discipline, family, gas, Keys, Messy, Minecraft, Motorbike, Property, Respect, Server, Siblings, siblings issue, theft, Transportation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that values respect for property? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your pixelated car will never be trashed by your younger brother (17m) who just got his virtual driver’s license.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual car ownership without the hassle of cleaning up old McDonald’s food or dealing with missing gas caps. Our server is so clean, even the virtual ants won’t dare to infest your ride.

And don’t worry about your brother taking your virtual keys without permission – we have virtual cops ready to arrest any pixelated thieves. So come join us and let your virtual car stay squeaky clean while you explore the virtual world. Trust us, it’s a lot less frustrating than dealing with real-life car messes.

StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay

Boundaries, college, Communication, community college, Decision making, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Values, favoritism, generational differences, Home ownership, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sibling rivalry! Join us and experience the thrill of choosing favorites between your stepbrother and your real brother. Will you let your stepbrother move in and help around the virtual house like your real brother, or will you stick to your guns and keep your virtual home a sibling-free zone?

Embark on epic quests to prove your loyalty to your chosen sibling, whether it’s battling dragons or building the most epic virtual castle. Who will you choose to be your Minecraft sidekick – your stepbrother or your real brother? The drama unfolds in our server, where family ties are put to the ultimate test.

Join now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, family feuds are the name of the game!

FusionCraft: Power Up in 10 Years!

clean energy, electrical power, ENERGY, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fusion energy, FusionCraft, future energy, Global Energy crisis, innovation, Japan, limitless energy, nuclear fusion, nuclear technology, power, power generation, Reactor, renewable energy, research and development, Science, sustainable energy, Technology, Years

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our minecraft server and you will feel the POWER of limitless energy just like japan’s nuclear fusion reactor!!! we are like the reactor but for minecraft, creating ELECTRICAL power with our epic gameplay within the next 10 minutes!!! come join us and experience the ultimate fusion of fun and excitement as we build, mine, and explore in ways you never thought possible!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly revolutionary in the world of minecraft servers!!!

Brain Network Damage Religious Fun!

BELIEF, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain network damage, brain scans, causation, cognition, Cognitive science, correlation, Damage, extremism, FAITH, Fun, fundamentalist beliefs, mental health, Network, neuroscience, Psychology, Religion, Religious, religious fundamentalism, research, spirituality, study

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8392	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u play minecraft and u just feel like ur brain is getting bigger and bigger with all the building and crafting? well, on this server, ur brain is gonna get so big it might explode! in a good way, of course.

we’ve got crazy challenges that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft. like, have u ever had to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, we thought not. but on this server, anything is possible.

oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of villagers who have their own language and customs? yeah, they’re real and they’re waiting for u to join them. but be warned, they’re a little… quirky.

so if u want to expand ur brain, take on insane challenges, and hang out with some seriously strange villagers, then this is the server for u. come join us and see how far down the rabbit hole u can go!

YeetCraft – The Ethyria Server

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, LIVESTREAMING, millie, millie parfait, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are the rulers of the land! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will bake you delicious Minecraft cakes, Nina will guide you through the treacherous dungeons, and Reimu will protect you from any creepers that come your way!

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the essential items you need to survive and thrive in this wacky world. Need a diamond sword? They got you covered. Want a potion of invisibility? They’ve got that too!

So come join us on this epic adventure where the sky’s the limit (literally, because we have flying pigs in our world)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy community. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

The Love Of My Life Is Graduating Minecraft SMP

Commitment, coping, decision, doubt, emotions, Future, graduating, Graduation, HEARTBREAK, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, partner, relationship, Sadness, smp, Struggle, Support, tough choices, uncertainty

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2337	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you feeling like the love of your life is about to leave you in the dust? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape the drama and build a new love story with your blocky buddies! Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword as your companion? Join us and watch your heartache melt away as you battle creepers and mine for precious ores. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a pixelated pig! So why wait for heartbreak when you can join our SMP and craft a new beginning?

CraftyNameChangeMadness

baby names, CraftyNameChangeMadness, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family judgment, family opinions, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, Family Values, parenting decisions, refusing to discuss, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, traditional names, unconventional names

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the name Sloane in all its glory! Join us if you’re tired of boring, traditional names like Anna and James. Our server is a safe haven for all Sloanes out there, where you can build, mine, and craft without any negativity about your name.

We understand the struggles of having a unique name, just like Sloane. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on for choosing such a cool and unconventional name. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where Sloane reigns supreme!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and show the world that Sloane is not just a name, it’s a statement. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, because on our server, Sloane is the name of champions!

HezzyCraft: Rocket Rain in Lebanon

airstrikes, Attack, BBC, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezzyCraft, international news, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Rain, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket launchers, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like blowing stuff up? well do i have the server for u! come join us in this epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner chaos and destroy everything in sight! we got 100 hezbollah rocket launchers just waiting for u to blow up in southern lebanon! join now and let the explosions begin! trust me, u won’t regret it! #boom #minecraftmadness #chaosawaits

Blocky Boys and Girls Autism Club

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Boys, brain development, club, cognitive differences, early intervention, environmental factors, gender differences, genetic predisposition, genetics, Girls, heritable, neurodevelopmental disorder, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, social communication, Social Skills, special education, spectrum disorder, speech therapy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	699534
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know autism is more heritable in boys than in girls? Yeah, it’s like a genetic lottery up in here! Join us and see if you got that lucky autism gene, bro! We got crazy challenges like building a house out of rainbow sheep and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. So come on, join the fun and let’s get autistic together!