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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2755 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 216 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.