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CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5606
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Animals Bred:	98	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	6

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Votes:	3156
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!

BlockHaterzCraft

addressing jealousy, BlockHaterzCraft, building a positive work environment, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, creating a supportive workplace, dealing with gossip, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, handling criticism, interpersonal skills., maintaining professionalism, managing difficult coworkers, office politics, overcoming workplace challenges, professional relationships, team collaboration, team communication, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Magic Items Found:	3074
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with haters in your workplace? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is hater-free, because if anyone tries to spread negativity, we just trap them in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “Creeper!”

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to workplace haters forever!