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Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feeling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	116	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!

Career Advice, current salary, expected salary, interview practice, Interviewing, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, lay offs, Layoffs, Neetcode, Négotiation, offer negotiation, recruiters, salary, salary data, salary expectations, Server, tech industry, tech workers, Techcraft, TECHIES, unite

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	869	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs!

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Rainbow Sheep that poops out gold nuggets.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Don’t worry, they still explode, but with glitter and rainbows!

4. Our staff team consists of trained dolphins who communicate with players through sonar waves. They also perform synchronized water shows every hour.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid with a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

StepkidSquad Minecraft Server

basic bills, bills, Birthday, car payment, christmas, clothes, Fairness, family, financially support, HOURS, husband, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, rent to own, responsibilities, school supplies, Server, sports, stepkids, StepkidSquad, Vacations, work

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Emeralds Found:	5323	Orbs of Power Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire Minecraft village on your shoulders? Well, look no further than our server, where we believe in equal contribution from all players! Join us and experience the thrill of making your husband actually pay for his fair share of bills and responsibilities in-game.

Imagine a world where your virtual children are actually taken care of by their other parent, leaving you free to focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to working overtime just to keep the creeper explosions at bay, and say hello to a balanced and fair Minecraft experience.

Don’t let your husband’s rent-to-own shenanigans hold you back from enjoying all that our server has to offer. Join now and let’s show him what it means to be a true Minecraft partner!

KidCashNoThanks

BROKE, budgeting, dental care, dental emergency, dental expenses, dental insurance, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family finances, Family Support, financial independence, financial responsibility, Generosity, KidCashNoThanks, Parent-child relationship, personal finances, pride, sacrifice, saving money, Single dad, tight budget

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Farms Harvested:	724
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

SpellFail Minecraft Server

common errors, frequently misspelled words, language difficulties, language struggles, linguistic slip-ups, Minecraft, misspelling, orthographic errors, persistent misspelling, Server, SpellFail, spelling blunders, spelling challenges, spelling difficulties, spelling errors, spelling mishaps, spelling mistakes, spelling slip-ups, spelling woes, vocabulary hurdles, word confusion, writing challenges

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5076
Star Shards Collected:	157	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your terrible spelling skills? Do you constantly misspell words like “potato” or “banana” no matter how hard you try? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace terrible spellers with open arms! Join us and revel in the glory of misspelled words galore!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who roams the land in search of the rarest potatoes to add to his collection. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Potato, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Potato King may or may not actually exist, but we like to believe he does.)

So come on down to our server and join in on the misspelled madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Potato King yourself!

PutinCraft2020

Afghanistan, bungled exit, collusion, debate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, national security, nato, political controversy, presidential debate, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2213
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!

KimJongBoomCraft

aerial footage, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, explosion, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KimJongBoomCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, North Korea, Propaganda, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, Video

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	723847	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!

CornerCrafters

AREA, CornerCrafters, Direction, emphasis, in their corner, location, long tail tags, over there, Place, pointing, Position, possessive pronouns, Repetition, specific area, specific place, spot, tags, Theyre

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, the mobs do the macarena when u defeat them! not only that, but the diamonds literally rain from the sky! u want a pet dragon? sure thing, we got those too! and guess what? the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WaterMC: The Land of Drowning (Not a KitPvP Server)

Community, Discord, drowning, Event, Factions, foundation, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, KitPvP, Land, Longterm, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, watermc

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3236	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

WaterMC Server Overview

Server Type	Kitpvp, Survival, OG Factions
Looking For	Staff and Long-term Members
Discord	Join Our Discord
IP Address	play.water-mc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was WaterMC created?	WaterMC was created a few days ago.
What type of staff are you looking for?	We are looking for long-term staff members to help build our community.
What can I expect from the server?	We offer kitpvp, survival, and soon OG factions gameplay.

Evangelion Re-Take 2 Minecraft Server

action, Anime, asuka, Drama, evangelion, fanfiction, Late, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, misato, NERV, Posting, Re-Take 2, Rei, retake, ROBOT, Sci Fi, Sequel, series, Server, SHINJI, Thread

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where giant flying pigs roam the skies, where diamonds rain from the heavens, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil bunnies, or explore the mystical realm of the Nether where you can challenge the Pigmen to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure emerald. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly epic and absurd Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!