#guild exp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	3400
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Enchantments Applied:	81
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	New Chunks Explored:	985703
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9363
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1901	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Items Found:	1933
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

Chaos, contrarian gamer, Contrarians, Crafty, Game Culture, Gaming, gaming analysis, gaming attitudes, gaming behavior, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming habits, gaming mentality, gaming mindset, gaming opinions, gaming patterns, gaming perspective, gaming preferences, gaming psychology, gaming trends, ignoring trends, Minecraft, popular games, rebels, Renegades, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ores Mined:	6488	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4769	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!

Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!

Adventures, America, Atreides, Baron Rothschild, blocky, british aristocracy, Crafting, foreign land, Fremen, green psychopaths, Harkonnen, Harkonnens, illuminati, islamic world, Israel, Jewish, muslim hordes, Rothschilds, The Emperor, white nations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	93
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Emeralds Found:	1988	Dragon Eggs Found:	6120
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!

Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!

Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.

With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!