Guide to Heavy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

blog, bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Creators Leaks, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Other 4chan Servers, Previous thread, Ready Up, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Summer Grilling Edition, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	61357
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

64 bit update, blog, Competitive News, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, lol, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

acceptance, activism, civil rights, Community, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fabulous, homosexual, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minority, pride, progressive, queer, RAINBOW, RainbowCraft, solidarity, very gay, weak country

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

adult content, animated, animated characters, arousal, blocky, bonanza, controversial, debate, Entertainment, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, important, live action, personal choice, porn, Preferences, questions, real, real actors, real porn, Reality, sexual preferences, taboo, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	83	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

Adventure, blocky, break free, broaden perspectives, Buddies, Deeper, Dig, DISCOVER, embrace the unknown, endless opportunities, expand horizons, Exploration, go beyond, Journey, limitless possibilities, open road, push boundaries, reach new heights, Seek, travel, vast landscapes, Wanderlust, we can go wider, Wider

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ores Mined:	8131	Dragons Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, Crafty, digital communication, discussion thread, internet culture, internet forum, message board, mogged, No. 916886951, online anonymity, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online interaction, online posting, online presence, social media, virtual identity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1899
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

contemplation, Fun, German, idleness, inspiration, meets, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, philosophy, productivity, ProVerb, proverbial wisdom, Quote, Reflection, Relaxation, REST, Rust, Rustic, Saying, self-care, STOP, wellness, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7140	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

action, Adventure, alternate history, Assassination, choice-based, comparison, creeper, Dishonored, Dorks, dystopian, explosions, favorite game, First-Person, gameplay mechanics, games, Immersive Sim, Minecraft, preferred, reasons, Revenge, Server, stealth, Steampunk, Supernatural powers, video games, worries

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	57
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

aid, Assistance, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Crafty, Crisis, displacement, Global, Good, Government, homelessness, humanitarian, intervention, Issue, long-term solutions, policy, refugee, resettlement, Resist, solution, squat, squatter, squatters, steve, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

Allowed, cigarettes, creeper, cruise, cruise essentials, cruise line, cruise questions, cruise ship, customs, luggage, Nether, Packing, regulations, restrictions, rules, smoking, smoking policy, tobacco, Transportation, travel, travel tips, vacation, vacation planning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Farms Harvested:	633	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Pixelated Booty Calls

ANONYMOUS, BOOTY, Calls, Curiosity, discovery, Enigma, female, girl, Identity, image, Mystery, person, photograph, pic, pixelated, Portrait, question.., rel, search, unknown, who is, WOMAN, young

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Blockheads Gone Wild

1. Behavior, 10. Unpredictable actions, 11. Confusion, 12. Intriguing habits, 13. Patterns, 14. Motivations, 15. Communication styles, 16. Individual differences, 17. Group dynamics, 18. Cultural factors, 19. Environmental factors, 2. Psychology, 20. Perplexing actions., 3. Human nature, 4. Curiosity, 5. Observations, 6. Social norms, 7. Puzzling behavior, 8. Quirks, 9. Societal influences, Blockheads, Wild

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	428
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!