guide to going out and breaking up Minecraft Servers

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7660	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Enchantments Applied:	80
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	804440	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Farms Harvested:	207	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

Plastic Block Party

BLOCK, bloodstream, cell obstruction, cerebral thrombosis, environmental contamination, environmental health, health risks, human health, Mice, microplastic particles, microplastics, neurobehavioral abnormalities, Organs, Party, physiology, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, tissues, toxicology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

Divine Secrets Realm 1.21

AMA, Divine, divine connection, divine guidance, divine revelation, enlightenment, esoteric knowledge, hidden truths, Higher power, Inner Wisdom, mystical experiences, Mysticism, Realm, sacred knowledge, Secrets, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual growth, Spiritual Journey, spiritual transformation, spirituality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bros, do you like being a total boss in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchantments Applied:	249	Endless Night Skies:	4

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!

Iconic Vtubing Chat 1.21

Chat, chat history, chat phenomenon, chat reaction, Digital Media, History, iconic, iconic chat, iconic moment, iconic vtuber, internet culture, Livestream, memorable chat, Online Community, popular chat, social media, trending chat, viral moment, virtual entertainment, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of virtual insanity. Like, seriously, this chat is so iconic, it’s like the Mona Lisa of vtubing.

Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.

You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!