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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7299 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4073 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid our world of all things wireless. From blowing up WiFi routers to smashing smartphones, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with evil Bluetooth devices – those things are sneaky little buggers!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and wires rule supreme, then look no further. Come join us and help us in our quest to bring an end to all wireless tech – one explosion at a time!