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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 744 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 155 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.