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CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	696441	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	3168	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	638
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1026	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4908
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	2771
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3721	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?