Guff Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3337	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4297	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Votes:	4804
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
Country & Timezone:
Reason for joining CampCraft:
How active will you be?
Other hobbies/games:

Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	492
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	433078	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9621	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!