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ZelenskyCraft: Victory Plan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Long-term goals, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, political news, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine-US relations, upcoming meeting, US, Victory, victory plan, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	787814
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “hey US, we got this super cool ‘victory plan’ we wanna show ya next month!” and zelensky is all excited and stuff. but like, what if the ‘victory plan’ is actually just a giant minecraft server they wanna show off? like, they’re gonna be like “hey US, forget about politics and stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! we got diamonds for days and creeper explosions for miles!” wouldn’t that be hilarious? so yeah, join our server for a chance to see ukraine’s secret ‘victory plan’ in action! who knows, maybe zelensky will even build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. you won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

Assertiveness, communication etiquette, correcting name pronunciation, personal boundaries, PronounceMyNameOrElse, Respect, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-identity, social interactions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

17th, 17th century, addiction, Assumptions, brain studies, Brains, Century, chemistry, cocaine, Cocaine use, CraftyCocaine, discovery, drug use, Drugs, Europe, European, european history, Evidence, historical, History, Narcotics, neuroscience, research, Surprise

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

GraduationCraft – What The Block is Going On?!

abandoning fans, BLOCK, ceremonious ritual, continuing love, Existence, fan loyalty, fan relationship, fan support, Fans, Graduation, GraduationCraft, love, online presence, point of graduation, Real Love, streaming, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VTuber graduation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of graduating from servers that just abandon you like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to love and cherish you until the end of time! Our virtual YouTubers will never graduate, they’ll be there for you always, lurking in the shadows, ready to entertain you with their pixelated antics.

Join our server and become part of a community where graduation is just a myth, and the love for our fans is eternal. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have endless fun and shenanigans with us? So why wait? Join now and experience the never-ending love and entertainment that only our server can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: /wvt/ – Wild West VTubers

Aggie, Aus, chickens, choc, cytube, discord drama, English Speaking VTubers, Gundam Edition, koikatsu cards, koopa, Minecraft, nina, ref sheets, smp, tiermaker, twitch, Twitter Drama, vrt, VT, Vtubers, West, western vtubers, Wild, Wool, wvt

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4956	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we build giant Gundams and battle it out in epic robot fights! Join us for a chance to pilot your own mech and conquer the server with your mechanical prowess.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground chicken cult led by the one and only OurChickenLife, where we sacrifice poultry to the Minecraft gods for good luck in battle.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and giant robot chickens. Who knows, you might even become the next Gundam champion of our wacky world!

BengaliThreadsMCServer

Bengali clothes, BengaliThreadsMCServer, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural wear, fashion, gift, Marginalized, partner’s mother, South Asian, white woman

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9805	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can express yourself through fashion and culture? Look no further than our server, where you can wear Bengali clothes gifted to you by your partner’s mom without fear of cultural appropriation! Join us for a truly unique and inclusive gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that wearing Bengali clothes in-game gives you special powers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and show off your fabulous style! 🌈💫 #FashionForwardMinecrafters #CulturalAppropriationWho?

NoNameNoShameMC

digital identity, friendship, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Identity, internet relationships, lying.., NoNameNoShameMC, online communication, online friends, online friendships, online gaming, online gaming community, online gaming culture, online identity, online persona, online relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, real name, virtual friendships

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being called by your real name? Do you want to live a double life without any consequences? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a completely made-up persona like “Leah” or “Lyssa” or “Bob the Builder”.

Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?

Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).

No Clooney, No Showey!

Actor, Casting, Character, Clooney, dislike, Entertainment, film, Movie, opinion, Performance, personal taste, Preferences, Screen, Show, Showey, stop watching, talent, television, turn off, unappealing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	218
Buildings Constructed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	902

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai, Delhi, derailment, extremist, Followers, law enforcement, Mumbai, ONLINE, Pakistan, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, social media, Telegram, Terrorism, Terrorist, Threats, Trains, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!