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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BraveCraft Minecraft Server

Bravecraft, Bravery, bravery achievement, bravery award, bravery commendation, bravery courage, bravery decoration, bravery heroism, bravery honor, bravery medal, bravery recognition, bravery sacrifice, bravery valor, bravery valorization, MEDAL, Minecraft, Server, supposedly, Surrender, surrender anyway, WIN, win medal

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1807	Animals Bred:	133
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4165
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Emeralds Found:	3981	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.