Players: |
95/1000 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Potions Brewed: |
130 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
38 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
5 |
Gods Slained: |
0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
81 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
2 |
Falling into the Void: |
2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
4 |
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