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Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Animals Bred:	149
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	9469	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.

Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.

So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.

Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉

Cardcaptor Minecraft SMP Sakura Minecraft SMP thread

Adventure, Anime, Cardcaptor, Cardcaptor Sakura, Clow Cards, FANTASY, japanese animation, Keroberos, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Manga, Minecraft, romance, sakura, Sakura Kinomoto, smp, Syaoran Li, Thread, Tomoyo Daidouji

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	5153	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Cardcaptor Sakura thread where you can capture and collect all the rare and powerful cards to become the ultimate cardcaptor!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Discord, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, update, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Retro Xbox 360 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Oh honey, if Xbox 360 is retro then this Minecraft server is practically ancient! But don’t worry, we’re not just any old server, we’re the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever come across. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Oh My Gosh What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite vegetable, and participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Cuck Truck Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you ready to drive the cuck truck like a true boss? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of cruising around in a pickup truck like no other. Our trucks are so powerful, they can even outrun a cheetah on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, you’ll also encounter wild kei Japan Honda trucks roaming the land. These bad boys are known for their insane speed and agility, making them the ultimate challenge for any Minecraft player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your cuck truck driving skills. Who knows, you might even become the king of the road in the world of Minecraft!

Do They Really? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mines Excavated:	4603
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	472655

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake lava pits, and exploding chickens everywhere you turn. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… unless you’re the one getting pranked, of course.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch your back… and your diamonds!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1492	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ores Mined:	1922	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! This server is like no other, where you can battle it out in 6v6 team-based PvP matches with your favorite Marvel heroes and villains. Imagine Ironman facing off against Thanos in an epic showdown for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind. Picture this: Deadpool riding a unicorn into battle, or Spiderman swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper. The possibilities are endless!

And don’t even get me started on the new costumes that have been released. You can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits, from a disco dancing Captain America to a punk rock Black Widow.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a secret gift code for a free Ironman skin. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!