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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7745
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5543
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Votes: 4785 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7363 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No more drama Minecraft server

    No more drama Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3388
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Zombie Dances: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Hunted Minecraft SMP

    The Hunted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 8676
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Emeralds Found: 5620
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6623 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1751
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

    Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4048
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 175 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Animals Bred: 59 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9242

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

    Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

    But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 8277
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

    Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

    Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 1255
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

    But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

    So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Free Speech MC

    Free Speech MC
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3467
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Falling into the Void: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Free Speech MC [1.21.1] – We are a brand new Skyblock server that offers a wide range of custom plugins from Custom Fishing, to Custom Mob bosses to Factories to help improve your skyblock experience. Join today to experience your #1 Skyblock experience, with a welcoming community for all.

    play.freespeechmc.net:25581

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