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LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	1328	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3800	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3215	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!