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Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, cringe, Deceit, deceitful, divine destiny, End of the World, family betrayal, father murder, Fruit, fruit theft, loki, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythology, patricide, Revenge, smp, stolen inheritance, stolen power, sun god complex, thief, tragic, tragic destiny, Twisted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because here, anything goes!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?

We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Beliefs, blocky, Cultural differences, culture, customs, Diversity, family, Family Values, interfaith, Jewish, love, Marriage, marriage traditions, Minecraft, reactions, relationships, Religion, Server, society, tolerance, Traditions, Unity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	145
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

Celebrity Gossip, Commit, coping mechanisms, cyberbullying, depression, false accusations, harmful behavior, Henry, liam, Liam Payne, maya, Maya Henry, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Misandry, online harassment, Payne, Rumors, seeking help, self harm, smp, social media, SUICIDE, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ores Mined:	9059	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, artist, Audience, BLOCK, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, Music, No. 88910059, ONLINE, Party, Performance, Popular, reaction, RICA, Server, social media, song, streaming, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Zombie Dances:	6	Mines Excavated:	2709
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

African politics, Blazing, commie party, Corruption, deaths, Democracy, Dictatorship, Fire, Government, Lula, Minecraft, Mozambicans, Mozambique, Nyusi, opposition party, Political unrest, power struggle, power transition, PROTESTS, revolution, Riots, ruling party, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	7505
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3834

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr15.zrich.ru

Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

Happened, Minecraft, Server, yeah

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	711	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	6

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.

Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

aggressive tactics, Business, Competition, corporate warfare, cover, cutthroat, Defeat, ELIMINATION, hostile takeover, Industry, market domination, Minecraft, negotiations, nijiniggery, play nice, Rivalry, ruthless, smp, stomped, stomper, strategy, UNOFFICIALLY, Victory

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Items Found:	3721
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

back, back in action, Besties, bros, catching up, Excited, Friends, friendship, good times, Happy, kamala, Kamalabros, Long time no see, Memories, Minecraft, missed you, Nostalgia, old friends, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, Server, squad goals, together again

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Correct, error, Fallacy, false, Fault, Flawed, he wasn’t wrong, Inaccuracy, Incorrect, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misconception, misinterpretation, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, misunderstood, not right, right, smp, Truth, WASNT, wrong

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Votes:	1476
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!