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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, augmented reality, CraftyCash, Customizable, Cutting Edge, digital experience, Entertainment, FANTASY, futuristic, Gaming, holographic technology, holostar, immersive experience, innovation, Interactive, million dollars idea, Minecraft, personalized, Sci Fi, self-insertable, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t be the star of the show? Well, look no further than our server, where you can insert yourself as a self-insertable Holostar! Imagine riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes – that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its beak. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a magic feather, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that chicken boss).

YT-DLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

Automation, batch file, command line, command prompt, configuration, customize, execute, Launch, Open, powershell, programming, run on startup, scripting, set default, shell, software, Start, Terminal, windows, yt-dlp, YTDLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the power to summon a dragon to do your bidding, ride a flying pig into battle, and even turn your enemies into harmless chickens! But that’s not all – every time you open Powershell, yt-dlp will start playing your favorite meme videos on loop, because why not?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftySis Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Birthday, build a bear, chameleon, CraftySis, decision, FITS, gift, Jealousy, little sister, Mall, Minecraft, Pineapple, PLUSHIE, Server, sharing, Shelf, shopping spree, stealing, TUTU, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of sibling drama ruining your birthday vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where plushie-stealing sisters don’t exist! Our server is a chameleon-friendly zone, where you can build your own virtual Pineapple plushie without fear of jealousy or tantrums.

Immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise where you can create your own chameleon kingdom, complete with tutu-wearing plushies galore. No need to share with pesky siblings here – your Pineapple plushie will be safe and sound in your virtual world.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, craft, and play to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone stealing your precious Pineapple plushie. Join now and let the chameleon adventures begin!

NoHatersAllowedMC

Asian American wedding, boundary setting, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, disrespectful behavior., family drama, family dynamics, family traditions, guest list management, NoHatersAllowedMC, wedding alcohol, wedding coordination, wedding culture, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding security, wedding traditions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	648527
Mines Excavated:	3829	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of random people crashing your wedding just for the free food and booze? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only invited guests are allowed! No more distant relatives or family friends showing up uninvited and causing a scene.

We have a guest list coordinator in place to ensure that only those with invitation cards can attend. And if anyone tries to sneak in, our bouncers will kick them out faster than you can say “I do.”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, stand your ground and say “Is this my wedding or yours?” when someone tries to gatecrash. Don’t let anyone ruin your special day, even if they call you “westernized” for sticking to your guns.

Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of wedding crashers in a virtual world. Who knew planning a wedding could be this entertaining?

RealWorldSadness Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Challenges, Competition, coping mechanisms, disappointments, disillusionment, Expectations, Hardships, harsh truths, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Real World, RealWorldSadness, responsibilities, sad reality, smp, society, stress, Struggles, Survival, work life

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Tired of adulting and dealing with real-world responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving creepers! Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and awkward small talk at social gatherings. In our world, the only drama is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally sets your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. So come join us and escape the sad reality of adulthood!

Blockin’ Life’s Path

Blockin, comfort zone, comparison, fear, fear of failure, fear of success, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, Lifes, limiting beliefs, negative beliefs, past traumas, Path, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens!

Imagine a world where the grass is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with rainbow-colored fish, and the mountains are made of pure chocolate! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the absurdity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive mini-games like “Llama Racing” and “Zombie Disco Party”. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant pink unicorn somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane and embrace the madness on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. And who knows, you might even discover what’s been holding you back in life all this time – a severe lack of pixelated insanity!

The Server of DOOM

Antigrief, building, Datapacks, DOOM, Economy, Economychestshop, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, Item Dupers, Kindness, Lgbtfriendly, Minecraft, Mini Maps, Mob aggression, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, structure, Survival, The Server of DOOM, world gen

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to The Server of DOOM!

We have a few datapacks and plugins that change structure, world gen, and mob aggression.

Rules1. No Hacked Clients (Though I do allow mini maps just don’t abuse them!)2. No Griefing 3. Be kind to people4. No abusing exploits, like item dupers

37.10.122.18:26158

MisogynyCraft Server

Abuse, controversial, degrading, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., funny, gender inequality, HARMFUL, humor, hurtful, inappropriate, inappropriate jokes, insensitivity, Misogyny, MisogynyCraft, mistreatment, offensive, Server, sexism, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for the most outrageous and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always up for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the infamous Pirate Steve, who buried his loot somewhere on the server years ago.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC SMP

acceptance, alienation, Community, Connection, friendship, hobbies, inclusion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting women, outcast, Outsider, rejection, single men, smp, Social Interaction, social life, socializing, Support, Understanding, WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a pariah just because you’re single? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being a lone wolf is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our server, where we welcome all the single players with open arms!

Join us and become part of a community where being single is not a curse, but a superpower! Build your own empire without having to worry about sharing resources with a partner. No more awkward conversations with couples who only talk about their relationship drama – here, you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

We have insane stories of single players who have risen to greatness on our server. From building massive castles to taming dragons, the possibilities are endless when you’re flying solo. So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being single in Minecraft is the ultimate power move!

CleanSisClash Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, cleaning, CleanSisClash, Confrontation, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, family drama, family dynamics, house cleaning, Minecraft, moving out, mowing the lawn, organization, Resentment, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, sister conflict, splatoon 3, vacuuming, video games, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.

And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉