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LOLcraft: The Wacky World of ‘Crazy History Fact’

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of the Frankish kings for yourself! Clotaire Ier may have been slayed by the King of Heaven, but on our server, you can become the mightiest king of all time! Gregory of Tours himself would be amazed at the epic battles and kingdoms that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who the true ruler of Minecraft is!

Kronii’s Horny Minecraft Adventures: Mindbreaking Edition

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5225
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and witness the epic battle of mindbreaking Kronii into becoming as horny as Marine!

Picture this: Kronii, the stoic and serious player, suddenly transforming into a wild and crazy party animal like Marine. How will it happen? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and craziest adventures in Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some popcorn for the show!

Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

Crafty Love Connections: Swipe Right for Diamonds

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2051	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of swiping left and right on boring dating apps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest new dating app in town! That’s right, forget about Tinder and Bumble, on our server you can find your true love while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress your crush with your redstone skills and PvP prowess?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and let the quest for love begin!

RageCraft: Where Characters Go Wild in a Pixelated World!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	389	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, like characters going into a wild rage after seeing an amphibian! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next. So come join us and let the madness begin!

Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1942	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Towns Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!

WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Enchantments Applied:	105
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!