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PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	9884	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	73	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	8727	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	251
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Votes:	3010	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mines Excavated:	3446
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	6540
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9203
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)