guardhouse – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCecilia’s Server

Cecilia Sala, Censorship, CraftyCecilias, current events, Detained in Tehran, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Italian embassy, Italian Journalist, italy, journalism ethics, journalist, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, press freedom, Server, Tehran

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!!! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds!!!

once upon a time, a player found a magical portal that led them to a land of endless possibilities. they built a castle made entirely of cheese and rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a talking chicken who gives out quests for rare items and a friendly dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire server and be worshipped by all as the ultimate minecraft master!!!

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Putin’sSkyWars

air travel, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, international incident, investigation, Military Action, national security, plane crash, political tension, president, PutinsSkyWars, russia, security breach, shot at, Tragedy, transportation incident, world news

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of Azerbaijan said that the plane that crashed was, like, shot at from Russia. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server, cuz we got, like, magical protection spells and stuff.

join us and, like, build your own castle and ride dragons and stuff. we got, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, hidden treasures and, like, battle evil monsters.

plus, like, the president of Azerbaijan totally plays on our server and he’s, like, really good at building pixel art. so, like, if you wanna hang out with a president and stuff, you gotta join our server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.

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ElectroPlay :: Semi-vanilla Minecraft server [BE] Minecraft server

Achievements, add-ons, administration, balance, BE, classic, Customization, decorations, Donations, electroplay, Events, friend system, Giveaways, Hardware, License, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Optimization, particles, Plugins, Russian, Semi Vanilla, Server, spawn rate, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

ElectroPlay is the very place where you can play comfortably. A neatly designed balance of classic survival and unique plugins, but instead of thousands of words, you can feel it for yourself!

There are no private parties here and there never will be, because people trust each other, honestly developing together without unnecessary restrictions. Of course, there is no escape from thieves and griefers, but under the watchful eye of the administration they have nowhere to hide and their punishment will come in the blink of an eye.

As we have already said, players develop honestly, which is why donations do not provide advantages. Donation is, first of all, help to the project. Don’t worry, for your support you will definitely receive a beautiful set of particles or other accessories of your choice.

The spawn rate is vanilla and fairly distributed between players, and the boundaries are where they should be. Don’t worry about lags and high ping, because the server is built on powerful hardware and is well optimized.

The ability to call the administration in two clicks, the friend system, the flexibility and customization of almost any add-on, your own achievements, giveaways for donations and holiday decorations, this and much, much more awaits you on ElectroPlay!

We wish you fun and memorable adventures on ElectroPlay!

msk.mc.epserv.ru:40111

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MINEWARD

Bedwars, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Factionsserver, Hardcore, Mineward, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports version 1.20.4 and above.
How many main dungeons are available on the server?	There are 5 main dungeons for players to explore.
Is the loot and bosses custom-made?	Yes, all loot and bosses on the server are custom-made with care.
Can players choose their playstyle on the server?	Yes, players can pick their playstyle and engage in various side content as well.

Eternal Realm Craft 1.21

BIZARRE, bizarre video, confusion, Craft, ETERNAL, internet mystery, Internet Sensation, mind-boggling, mysterious video, ODDITY, Realm, Shocking.., strange, strange phenomenon, surreal, unexpected, Unexplainable, viral sensation, viral video, weird, what is this, WTF, youtube video

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I mean, have you seen the crazy shit going down in there? It’s like a virtual acid trip, but with blocks and zombies and shit.

I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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NoEmpathyCraft

apathetic behavior, cold-hearted, disregard for feelings, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, indifferent behavior, insensitive actions, lack of compassion, lack of emotional connection, lack of empathy, lack of support, lack of sympathy, lack of understanding, narcissistic tendencies, no empathy, NoEmpathyCraft, self-centered behavior, selfish behavior, uncaring attitude, unfeeling actions, unsympathetic behavior

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaotic energy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

On our server, we have a special feature where players can steal each other’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper explosion. It’s a great way to test your friendships and see who you can really trust in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have no empathy in relationships. They will stop at nothing to sabotage your in-game romances and steal your virtual hearts. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and betrayal is just around the corner, come join us! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

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ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

Adrian Dittman, burner account, Chronicles, controversy, Deception, DEFEND, Dittman, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, EXPOSED, fake account, Identity, innovation, internet, Manipulation, public relations, scrutiny, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, twitter

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.

so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉

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Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROWNCELS, discrimination, discussion, Diversity, Gaming Community, gender, gender switching, Happened, Identity, marginalized groups, online forums, Place, Race, social justice, toxic behavior, unfuckable, video games, Wanderers, West, western vidya, white leftists, Wild, WTF

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those gender-switching leftists and unfuckable browncels, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we don’t mess with that nonsense here. We’re all about building epic structures and slaying mobs like true gamers. Plus, our community is filled with cool peeps who just wanna have a good time without all the drama. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and laughs! Let’s show those weirdos what real gaming is all about!

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AttractiveBlockOddities

AttractiveBlockOddities, bizarre attraction, bizarre turn ons, eccentric attraction, kooky attraction, odd attraction, offbeat attraction, out of the ordinary attraction, outlandish attraction, peculiar attraction, peculiar preferences, peculiar turn-ons, quirky attraction, strange attraction, strange turn ons, uncommon attraction, unconventional attraction, unique attraction, unusual attraction, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there! We have a whole new world filled with bizarre and wacky creatures that you never knew you needed in your life.

Join us and discover the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive in Minecraft! From quirky pixelated animals to funky looking structures, our server will have you questioning your taste in aesthetics. Who knew that a blocky llama with googly eyes could be so irresistible?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick and have a blast while doing it, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive!

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AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

air travel, aviation disaster, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL, breaking news, Condolences, deadly crash, diplomatic relations, global news, government response, international news, investigation, plane crash, political tensions, putin, Putin apology, Tragedy, uk, uk news, world news

so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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