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Minecraft SMP – /arkg/ – Arknights General Crafting Crew

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	199	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	826	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much)! Join now for a chance to meet our resident diamond hoarder, Steve, who once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether.

We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, including a Purestream skin that turns you into a majestic river dolphin. Plus, our Trials for Navigator #4 event will have you navigating through treacherous waters filled with killer squids and zombie pirates.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a crossover event with a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens and skeletons wear sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect limited edition skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, who can summon a volcano with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos (okay, a lot of chaos). See you in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – MineCrafters United

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Andreana, arknights, beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Firewhistle, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, Kirara, La Pluma, lin.., Lunacub, Min, Minecraft, Minecrafters, Misaligned Sightseer, Nightingale, Papyrus, Pozyomka, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Sand Reckoner, smp, Sniper Narantuya, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, surtr, Swire The Elegant Wit, Toddifons, United, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy, Whisperain

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Alien Abductions:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever join! We have 6 Caster Lin casting spells left and right, 6 Guard Thorns guarding the most epic treasures, and 5* Supporter Proviso supporting you through all your crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic battle between 6 Defender Shu and 6 Guard Zuo Le as they fight for dominance over the land. And don’t forget about the 5* Vanguard Wan Qing who is ready to lead you into battle with style.

And if that’s not enough, we have Trials for Navigator #4 where you can earn the Purestream skin and show off your swag to all your friends. Plus, with skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska and Surtr, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, arknights, Caster Beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, CraftyArk, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, Honeyberry, Lunacub, Medic Papyrus, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Navigator Purestream skin, Nightingale, Ptilopsis, Server, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Narantuya, Sniper Pozyomka, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Swire, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Sand Reckoner, surtr, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the gacha rates in Arknights? Look no further! Our server is so insane, we have 6* Casters falling from the sky like raindrops! Join now and witness Guard Thorns selling snacks at the shop, while Supporter Proviso dances with a Vanguard Cantabile to the beat of Specialist Mr. Nothing’s invisible drum!

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a Defender who can defend against creepers with just a stare? Or a Guard who can slice through blocks like butter? We’ve got ’em all! And don’t even get us started on the Trials for Navigator #4 – Purestream skin. Rumor has it, it makes your character look like a diamond-encrusted Steve!

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have 6* Guards Mountain and Qiubai by your side, ready to take on any mob that comes your way? And if that’s not enough, we’ve got skins for days, including a Purestream skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the insanity begin!

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crops Grown:	1459	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1285
Dimension Hops:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4862	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3456
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Votes:	5592	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!