Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	653959
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Animals Bred:	145	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Runes Activated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6936

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	229
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	1906	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: AmmoWars

AmmoWars, ammunition, Armed, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, discipline, Disciplined, foreign affairs, high-quality ammo, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military tactics, North Korea, North Koreans, political tensions, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchantments Applied:	100	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!

Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels

#yoda, best, Characters, Darth Vader, dislike, Empire, Empire strikes back, Fans, Franchise, Furthest, galaxy far far away, iconic, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, movies, opinion, Prequels, Sci Fi, Sequels, space opera, Star Wars, strikes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crops Grown:	2451	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!

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