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FF16 Fan Club Minecraft Server – Where it’s safe to admit you liked it!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of hiding your love for Final Fantasy 16? Well, fear no more! Our Minecraft server is a safe haven where you can proudly proclaim your adoration for ff16 without judgment. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your ff16 obsession is not only accepted but celebrated!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks suddenly start disappearing or if you find yourself being chased by a floating pickaxe!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where anything is possible, even admitting your love for ff16!

Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magic Items Found:	2411	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3102
Alien Abductions:	1	Ores Mined:	7672
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	67
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6490	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!