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StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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GF’s OP Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

After S3, Anime, Band, brass band club, Character development, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, Eupho, friendship, hate Reina, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Jealousy, kyoto animation, love Mayu, Maniac, Minecraft, Music, relationships, Rivalry, slice of life, smp, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Items Found:	8580
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Villages Defended:	14

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Perfect Together Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a creeper and a chicken unfold before your very eyes. Who knew explosive personalities and flighty feathers could make such a perfect match?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of deranged villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a giant potato. Rumor has it that the potato grants wishes, but be warned – the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

So why do they look perfect together? Because on our server, anything is possible – even the most absurd and hilarious pairings you could ever imagine. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Finn in Minecraft SMP Land

adaptation, Communication, cultural exchange, Culture Shock, Curiosity, customs, Diversity, encounter, Experience, finland, finn, foreigner, Hospitality, Interaction, International, Land, language barrier, Minecraft, Observation, smp, travel, Visitor

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	335	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of encountering a Finn in your country – because who wouldn’t want to see that?! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures around every corner.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous llamas roam the land, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart them and reclaim your precious resources?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a Thai city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us for epic battles between local Minecraft villagers and Russian mobs, as they fight for control over the virtual streets of our server. Watch as Russian players flood the server, bringing their unique skills and strategies to dominate the game.

But be warned, things can get heated as rival factions clash in epic PvP battles, reminiscent of the fights between local and Russian prostitutes in Thailand. It’s a virtual war zone out there, and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

GLOW Minecraft SMP dev/ ReGLOSS and FLOW

3DLIVE, Dev, Dev_is, Feelingradation, FG ROADSTER, flow, FLOW GLOW, GLOW, Hiodoshi Ao, hololive, Ichijou Ririka, Isaki Riona, Juufuutei Raden, Kikirara Vivi, Koganei Niko, Minecraft, Mizumiya Su, Otonose Kanade, reach the top, ReGloss, Rindo Chihaya, Shunkan Heartbeat, smp, Symmetry, Todoroki Hajime, Utakata Maybe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Join our server with hololive DEV_IS ReGLOSS and FLOW GLOWMEMBERS! We’ve got Hiodoshi Ao, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed. Otonose Kanade builds houses faster than you can say “Redstone.” And Ichijou Ririka? She’s the queen of pranking other players.

But wait, there’s more! Juufuutei Raden is our resident expert in mob farming, Todoroki Hajime can tame any wild animal in seconds, and Isaki Riona is the ultimate potion master. Koganei Niko is our redstone wizard, Mizumiya Su can terraform like nobody’s business, and Rindo Chihaya is the PvP champion you don’t want to mess with. And don’t even get us started on Kikirara Vivi and her epic builds!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and endless laughter. And if you need some tunes to mine to, check out our original MVs like “Shunkan Heartbeat” and “Symmetry.” Or jam out to our latest covers while you explore the world. Trust us, this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

UNDERGROUND ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

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