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Diarrhea-Free Crafters: No Toilet Runs Here!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	788282	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	953

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here. – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server). – Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!

28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

CrInGeCrAfT: Where cringe meets crafting!

awkward, Crafting, cringe, cringe alert, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest 2021, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, meets, She’s cringe, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crops Grown:	9237	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Treeless Wasteland: Where Minecraft Trees Go to Die

Barren, bethesda, Capital Wasteland, Desolate, Die, Dystopia, ecosystem, Environment, Fallout, Fauna, Flora, growth, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, post-apocalyptic, radiation, science fiction, Survival, Treeless, Trees, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Capital Wasteland is the place to be! But seriously, have you ever wondered why there are no trees growing there? Well, on our server, the reason is because the creepers keep blowing them up every time they try to grow! It’s like a never-ending battle between nature and explosions.

But don’t worry, because on our server, we have diamond armor that can protect you from any creeper blast. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Capital Wasteland. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

SadNamasteCraft – Where even griefing is done with good vibes!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some absolutely INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome that even Angry Rantman himself, aka Abhradeep Saha, used to play on it before he tragically passed away. His ghost still roams around, giving players tips on how to build the most epic structures.

2. Our spawn point is located in Nava Shevha, where the legendary Ranjeet used to rule with an iron fist. Join our server and you might just uncover hidden treasures left behind by this super famous ruler.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, creeper pigs that explode into confetti, and skeleton cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Modded Mayhem – Crafty Chaos Awaits!”/”Crafty Chaos – Modded Mayhem Awaits!”/”Modded Madness – Crafty Chaos Awaits!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

🌟 Magical Edition 🌟

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s straight up magical? Look no further! Join us for some Modded Minecraft fun where we discuss modpacks, projects, build ideas, and more! And hey, if you’re working on a mod or a pack, keep us updated for some epic feedback!

📰 NEWS FLASH: All legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated! But fear not, use PollyMC to keep playing the game without a M$ account. Say goodbye to those pesky restrictions!

🔗 USEFUL LINKS: – Need to find some mods on Curseforge? Check out this handy search tool! – Tired of M$? Say no more with the Flavor of the Month Launcher! – Got shafted by M$ and need a server authentication option? Look no further than SeamlessAuth! – Looking for ideas, albums, resources, and inspiration? Check out these amazing links! – Still have questions? Read our General FAQ before asking for mod-making guides or where to download stuff! – Want to know about mods, modpacks, and guides? Check out our handy guide before asking what modpacks you should play!

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just fall from the sky and land right into the heart of our server! 🚀💫 Join us now for a magical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Quarantine – Build, Explore, and LOL with Us!

art, bored, bored at home, BUILD, Crafty, dead motivation, draw, Explore, fashion, Girly, girly style, hobbies, home, lol, lonely, motivation, need company, need someone to talk to, nothing to do, Quarantine, stay at home, Talk, tomboy style, Tomboys

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of being bored at home with nothing to do? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous fun!

Do you like tomboys? Well, on our server, we have the coolest tomboys around! They’ll show you how to mine diamonds like a boss while still rocking that badass tomboy style. Who needs to be girly when you can be a total badass on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s LOL together and have the time of our lives on this EPIC Minecraft server!

Death by LiarCraft

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Can See Death, Dark, death, Deception, Fiction, final chapter, Liar, LiarCraft, mind games, Mostly, Mystery, plot twist, Psychological, Satsuki, Secrets, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending, Yes actually

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Votes:	2603	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where the final chapter of your gaming journey awaits… well, mostly.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they still explode).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s building a secret base made entirely out of diamond blocks just to show off.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve and Alex. Come boogie down with the coolest mobs in town and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and be a part of the final chapter… well, mostly. 😉

FindlayCraft: Where Ohioans Unite in Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	155
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Located in the mystical land of Findlay, Ohio, this server is where all the coolest players hang out.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server has unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds for you to collect. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at it.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden diamond castle, where you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Derpy Diamond Mine

derpy, Diamond

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	8952
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on every block to make them extra sparkly. – We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant disco party where you battle it out while dancing to sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and breathe fire on any creepers that come near. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!