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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
