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Minecraft server: DateCraft

amazing, awkward, Beautiful, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DateCraft, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FARTING, fetish, funny, humor, love, Minecraft, perfect, reaction, relationship, Respect, Server, Surprise, unexpected, young woman

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most unexpected and hilarious moments like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re dating a stunning virtual character who suddenly asks you if she can fart on your face. Talk about a plot twist! Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll encounter while playing on our server?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or flatulence), then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

UnwantedSteve’s Minecraft Server

Abandoned, DISMISSED, disregarded, EXCLUDED, left out, Minecraft, neglected, not chosen, not desired, not needed, not wanted, passed over, Refused, rejection, Server, shunned, snubbed, spurned, turned down, undesired, uninvited, unwanted, UnwantedSteves, Unwelcome

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being kicked out of other Minecraft servers for no reason? Well, look no further! Join our server where we kick out players for the most ridiculous reasons, like having a weird username or building a house that’s too symmetrical. Who needs those other servers anyway? Come join us where we embrace the chaos and kick out players just for fun!

TripNotCanceled Minecraft Server

aita, California, Cancel, dropping off, Flight, friend’s daughter, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MONEY, out of state, reschedule, rescheduling, Safe, Server, Siblings, stranded, trip, TripNotCanceled, Trust, watch

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Items Found:	3660	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a chaotic situation. Your friend’s daughter is stranded in the virtual world, begging for your help because she didn’t have enough diamonds to teleport back home. Will you cancel your own virtual trip to ensure her safety, or will you risk it all for a chance at adventure?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From crazy quests to epic battles, there’s always something happening to keep you on your toes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyPrivNaiveBF

achievement, advancement, budgeting, condescending, CraftyPrivNaiveBF, different backgrounds, education, family situations, family troubles, financial obligations, ivy league, luxury expenses, Naive, opportunities, patronizing, privileged, snapping, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and privilege! Just like Tony with his Ivy League education, you too can brag about your accomplishments in our virtual world. Take a break from budgeting groceries and water bills and immerse yourself in a world where everyone has the opportunity to advance – even if it’s just in building the coolest Minecraft castle.

Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!

Underestimated Perils Minecraft Server

Awareness, Caution, consequences, danger, harm, hazards, hidden dangers, ignorance, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, Perception, Perils, potential dangers, preparedness, Risk, Safety, safety precautions, Server, threat, underestimated, underestimated hazards, underestimated risks, underestimation, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	605908	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t underestimate the danger of these feathered fiends, they may look cute but they are deadly! Only the bravest players will survive and conquer this epic challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those mutant chickens who’s boss!

CraftySoloTime

Alone Time, binge watching, cleaning, Cooking, CraftySoloTime, Downtime, hobbies, hobbies and interests, leisure, me time, meditation, Organizing, pampering, Peaceful, personal time, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, self-care, solitude

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of spending your alone time doing boring stuff like cleaning or organizing your sock drawer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to let loose and have a blast when you have the house to yourself!

Join our server and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious NPCs, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Need a break from the chaos? Chill out in our virtual spa where you can relax and rejuvenate your pixelated soul.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and uncover the secrets of our server?

So why waste your alone time doing mundane tasks when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomacy summit, diplomatic alliances., diplomatic clout, diplomatic influence, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solidarity, diplomatic strength, diplomatic test, diplomatic unity, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, kyiv, KyivDiplomacy, Minecraft, political leaders, Server, summit meeting, Ukraine summit, world leaders, world politics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders come to test their diplomatic skills in a virtual world! ukraine summit? more like mine-craft summit! build alliances, negotiate treaties, and maybe even start a virtual war (no real countries harmed, promise). who needs real-life politics when you can rule the virtual world with your blocky empire? join now and show off your diplomatic clout!

KharkivCraft: 4K Casualties 😂🎮

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kharkiv, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Kharkiv fighting, Kharkiv offensive, KharkivCraft, Military, military casualties, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, violence, War, war in Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5922
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the battles are so intense, even russia is shaking in their boots! we’ve got crazy pvp battles that will make you question your sanity, just like russia questioning their tactics in kharkiv. with 4,000 casualties in just one month, you know this server is no joke. join now and show everyone your epic skills, just like ukraine showing russia who’s boss!

Santa’s Slim Server

body diversity, body image, body positivity, christmas, Christmas spirit, compassion, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fat stigma, holiday season, Kindness, love yourself, no judgment, overweight, plus size Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Claus is not skinny, Santa’s appearance, Santa’s weight, Santas, self love, Server, slim

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where no one fat shames santa claus!!! we got flying reindeer, magical elves, and a workshop filled with diamonds and emeralds! santa is the ultimate boss battle, but if you defeat him, you get unlimited cookies for life! our spawn point is at the north pole, so you can build snow forts and have snowball fights with the yetis. plus, every player gets a pet polar bear to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, santa is the king and everyone is on the nice list!

CancerCraft: DNA Detectives

Accuracy, cancer detection, cancer research, cancer screening, CancerCraft, circulating tumor DNA, ctDNA, DETECTIVES, diagnostic tools, Dna, DNA sequencing, early detection, healthcare innovation, liquid biopsy, machine learning, medical technology, oncology, patient blood tests, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, sensitivity, tumor markers, ultrasensitive

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	316154	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	4

join dis epic minecraft server and spot grieferz earlier than standard methods!! our ultra sensitive liquid biopsy tech can detect trolls and griefers before they even start griefing!! we trained a machine learning model to sniff out circulating troll DNA (ctTroll) based on player data, with crazy high sensitivity and accuracy. join now and never worry about griefers ruining your builds again!! #NoMoreGriefers #MinecraftDetectives #JoinTheInsanity