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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

advance notice, Conspiracy, CuckCraft, cucks, desert, drone strike, Fake, Globohomo, international relations, iran, Israel, kiked, leadership, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pegged, Politics, redit-tier, RETALIATION, Server, Targeting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being ruled by globohomo overlords? Are you sick of being pegged by redit-tier cucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the fake drone strikes and take control of your own destiny! Build your own empire, fight off zombie hordes, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious desert drone strikes. Join now and show those globohomo leaders who’s boss!

LazyMinerMC SMP

cleaning, Cooking, cute bf, day off, daydreaming, dependent, domestic life, exhausted, financially supported, hot, Lazy, LazyMinerMC, luxury lifestyle, Pampered, relationship goals, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stay at home, tired, unproductive, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of adulting and just want to play Minecraft all day instead? Do you dream of finding a sugar daddy in the game who will shower you with diamonds and emeralds while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft gold digger, building your way to the top while charming all the rich players with your virtual cooking and cleaning skills. Who needs a real job when you can live the high life in the game, am I right?

So come on, ditch the responsibilities of the real world and join us in our crazy Minecraft adventure where anything is possible – even finding love and financial support in the pixelated world. Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting!

DadDramaCraft

blended families, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, DadDramaCraft, Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family loyalty, loyalty, loyalty to parents, Manipulation, Marriage, parenting, personal boundaries, public confrontation, relationships, social media, stepfamily, teenage relationships

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6635	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your parents’ divorces? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy step-siblings trying to force a relationship with you. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted family drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs a step-mom trying to guilt trip you into being a big brother to her kids when you can join our server and be the master of your own virtual world? Say goodbye to awkward family encounters at vending machines and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your escape from reality!

TigerCraft: 250% More Fun!

conservation efforts, conservation milestone, conservation success, Endangered species, endangered tiger, Fun, positive news, thailand, tiger conservation, tiger conservation success, tiger habitat, tiger numbers, tiger population boost, tiger population growth, tiger population increase, tiger population recovery, tiger population survey, tiger recovery, TigerCraft, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Potions Brewed:	118	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7282	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT TIGERS, YES TIGERS IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT SO MANY TIGERS, THEY MULTIPLYIN LIKE CRAZY, 250% INCREASE, YO. COME HANG OUT WITH OUR TIGER ARMY, THEY’LL HELP U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. PLUS, WE GOT TIGER RIDES, YEAH, U CAN RIDE A TIGER AROUND DA MAP LIKE A BOSS. SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA TIGER REVOLUTION! 🐯🔥🎮 #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

VaxCraft: Heart Attacks & Strokes Edition

Attacks, Edition, Heart, strokes, VaxCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

join dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own virtual world and escape from the real world where heart attacks and strokes are lurking around every corner. on dis server, u will be protected by the power of the COVID-19 vaccine, which will make u 10% less likely to suffer from arterial thrombosis like heart attacks and strokes.

imagine building a castle with ur friends while knowing that u are safer from deadly diseases than ever before. u can mine for diamonds and fight off creepers without worrying about your health because the vaccine has got u covered. so come join us on this server and experience a world where the only thing u need to worry about is whether u have enough torches to light up ur mine. trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Abyss Network

Active, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Dayz, Earth, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minigames, multiplayer, non-p2w, ONLINE, PvP, server-network, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to the Abyss Network! Online 24/7!

A Fun, Simple, NON-P2W Server Network!

With Games such as: 1. Survival, 2. Skyblock, 3. ApocolypZe (DayZ) *unreleased*.

Join today for a fun, and simple experience!!

abyssnetwork.co:25606

CrystalClub

Anti-Griefing, base building, Builds, challenging dungeons, CrystalClub, Custom Biomes, Diverse, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Explore, hostile mobs, immersive experience, Peace of mind, Players, PvE, Resources, Safe, Server, skill levels, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crops Grown:	2958
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Star Shards Collected:	166
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

CrystalClub

Welcome to CrystalClub, our server is designed to offer a diverse and immersive experience for players of all skill levels. Here’s what you can expect:

Survival World: Explore a vast, dynamic world with custom biomes and challenging dungeons. Gather resources, build your base, and survive against the elements and hostile mobs.

Anti-Griefing: Our server features robust anti-griefing measures to keep your builds safe. Enjoy peace of mind while you create and explore.

crystalclub.mywire.org:25584

Xapros SMP: Where we accidentally set the world on fire and call it an event!

accidentally, Active, application, base saved, Builds, Call, collectable items, Community, daily logins, Discord, Event, Fire, Friendly, holiday themed, Mature Players, Minigames, new players, No Griefing, No Reset, Semi Vanilla, set, smp, strict rules, Survival, vanilla feeling, whitelist only, world, xapros

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Towns Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

About Us:

We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items!

We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂

We have 5-15 different players who log on daily

We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind!

Zero lag and 24/7 uptime

We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are

No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling

Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing!

Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9

Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often are holiday themed events held?	Every few months
How many players log on daily?	5-15 players
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, no random rogue players
Are there any immersion breaking mods?	No, no land claims, tps, or mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling
What are the rules against?	Stealing, hacking, and griefing

NikCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anis, Aquamarine, Chic Ocean, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Juvenile Days, Lovely Date, maiden, Minecraft, Naga, new players, NikCraft, Nikke Beauty Full Shot., Nikke General, Nikke Summer Event 2024, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Ultimate, Under The Sun, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8440	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with solo raids, crazy events, and special recruits that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a raid, surrounded by enemies on all sides. But fear not, because on this server, you’ll have the power to conquer them all and emerge victorious! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Co-Op event, where you’ll team up with fellow players to take down the mighty Nihilister.

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Rosanna: Chic Ocean and Ein will have you looking fly while you battle it out in style. And with costume passes like Maiden: Under The Sun and Lovely Date, you’ll be the envy of every player in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Wendy/ Wednesday – Hatless Adventures

Adventures, Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive 2.5, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, Hatless, Hatless Edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Thread question, Voices in Your Head, Wednesday, Wendy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Mines Excavated:	1959
Divine Spears Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Hey there, are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for the Snoot Game where you can hug gators and listen to the epic OST that will blow your mind. Need a break from building? Check out our Fang board playlists that will have you rocking out in no time.

And don’t forget to explore our Snootboorus for some wild fics and art that will leave you speechless. Want to chat with some AI chatbots or play with Blender models? We’ve got you covered with our insane collection.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, do you hear voices in your head? Because on our server, you just might!