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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8199 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9521 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 596 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter! plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! iron ore sinking below $90? pfft, that’s nothing compared to the madness you’ll find here!