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ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1649	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1148	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	3367	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	615
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1613
Dragon Eggs Found:	4225	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Votes:	3242	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Emeralds Found:	2169	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	281
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	554

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9474	Dragon Eggs Found:	2679
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	189
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness