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AustrianCraft2021

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Votes:	841	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	166

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1595	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	217
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mines Excavated:	2430	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8344
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchantments Applied:	135

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!