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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6047	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1019	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Animals Bred:	134	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	7

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Projections Made:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2876
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4996	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!