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MealRegret Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, chef’s reaction, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, dining out, fish finger sandwich, fishy taste, food preferences, food quality, independent cafe, meal replacement, MealRegret, Minecraft, overcooked food, paying for meal, restaurant etiquette, restaurant experience, Server, supporting local businesses, Tipping

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Dragon Eggs Found:	994	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

MomzHouseSaver420

addiction, birthday celebration, Boundaries, difficult situations, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, Enabling, family, financial responsibility, financial struggle, foreclosure, MomzHouseSaver420, Mortgage, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s day, Rehab, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

Cold bruschetta, Cold ceviche, Cold cheesecake, Cold crab legs, Cold fried chicken, Cold fruit salad, Cold gazpacho, Cold hummus, Cold ice cream, Cold lobster tail, Cold macaroni and cheese, Cold pasta salad, cold pizza, Cold potato salad, Cold quiche, Cold sandwiches, Cold shrimp cocktail, Cold soup, Cold sushi, Cold tiramisu, ColdHotFood, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	7748	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Zombie Dances:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1675	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!