CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

intolerance, Propaganda, extremism, racism, Conspiracy Theory

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

graduations, Nuke, collide, stock collapsing, Rumors

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

game design, video games, user experience, controls, usability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

gender stereotypes, patriarchal society, empowerment, discrimination, MODERN

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

madness, augments, Derp, Skills, Cycle

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Boomer Gladness

zoomer sadness, Homeschooled, youth over, entry level job market, covid era

Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

McBlockface, pom pom, sanrio collection, favorite characters, Server

Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

faces, people, Online Community, international friends, dreams

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Big Block Booty Bash

Bash, BOOTY, TINY LUIGI MAN, IM GAWR GURA, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TINY LUIGI

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, PS2 tier textures, Beautiful, playable

Join Our Hilarious Minecraft Server!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Why Join Us?

Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

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