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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3304 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 538 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
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