gtquotWakeUpCraftquot Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	299
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

Boredom SMP: Where you can pretend to be a Minecraft hermit while secretly joining a cult dedicated to updating to 1.21

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mines Excavated:	2714
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Server Information	Details
Server Version	1.20.4 (Update to 1.21 next week)
Mode	Online mode (Does not support cracked accounts)
Supported Platforms	Java only
Season Start	Friday, Jan 5th 2024
Discord	Join our Discord

What Makes Us Unique:

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Proximity Chat available but optional
NoChatReports enabled
Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win
Active staff support
Access to a creative server for all members

Discord & Dynmap

View the world with Dynmap (map.boredommc.com)
Server-Discord cross chatting

What to Expect:

Respectful adult community
Server events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community with acceptance for all players

Server Details

Version: Java Edition 1.21
Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU | 10Gbps Network | 8TB SSD Storage
Location: Seacaucus, NJ, USA
GitHub Repository

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked account?

A: No, the server is in online mode and does not support cracked accounts.

Q: How often do you update the server version?

A: The server is currently on version 1.20.4 and will be updated to 1.21 next week for border expansion.

Q: Is the server Java only?

A: Yes, the server is only compatible with Java Edition.

Q: When did Season 4 start?

A: Season 4 started on Friday, Jan 5th 2024.

Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?

A: The server offers purely vanilla gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs.

Q: Are donations pay-to-win?

A: No, donations are cosmetic and do not provide any gameplay advantages.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, there is a creative server that all members can access by using the /creative command in-game.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the virtual world when suddenly, a Fertility Goddess appears and grants you the power to spawn unlimited diamonds! But wait, there’s more! A Feral Polar Bear challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of enchanted armor. And don’t even get me started on the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into chickens with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs, even if it means sacrificing herself in a lava pit. And let’s not forget about the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make you forget all your worries with just one gaze.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find love with one of our talented Vtubers. Just remember, all relationships are with the server owner, so hands off!

Minecraft SMP: CutieCraft – Where Playable Cuties Rule!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of playable cuties! That’s right, you can choose from a variety of adorable characters to play as, each with their own special abilities like shooting rainbows out of their hands or summoning unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and I’ll personally buy your game for you. That’s right, you heard me correctly. I’ll reach into my virtual wallet and purchase Minecraft for you so you can start playing on our server right away.

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive in-game wedding where all the players dressed up in fancy pixelated suits and gowns. The cake was made entirely out of diamond blocks and the ceremony was officiated by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, we’ve got playable cuties and free game purchases waiting for you!

NoFearMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
New Chunks Explored:	34381	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride without screaming. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged all the chests to explode if you don’t say “banana” before opening them. Can you survive the chaos and conquer your fears in our wacky world? Join us and see if you have what it takes to be a fearless Minecraft warrior!

CraftyFictionLand

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Votes:	6612	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Star Shards Collected:	284

Are you tired of boring old countries like Wakanda or Genovia? Well, come join our Minecraft server and explore the most epic fictional country ever created! Picture this – a land where unicorns roam free, chocolate rivers flow, and every citizen is a master builder.

But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a team of talking llamas who grant wishes to all who join. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? No problem. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? You got it.

So why settle for boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky, whimsical world? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most fantastical country you’ve ever seen!

MaduroSucksVoteRally

activism, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, Dictatorship, disputed vote, election, electoral fraud, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroSucksVoteRally, opposition, opposition party, Politics, protest, Rally, south america, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

haha u kno wat’s better than protestin in Venezuela? playin on dis epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of da real world! build ur own empire and rule over ur own digital kingdom! who needs politics when u can have creepers blowin up ur house instead? plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plannin to take over the server! join us before it’s too late and become part of the llama revolution! maduro may have won in Venezuela, but u can win in our minecraft world!

🌎 Infinity Isles: Where even the creepers get a semi-vanilla spa day! Join us on Java 1.21, for adults 18+ only! LGBTQ+ welcome!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Votes:	7592	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	149

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Restriction	18+
Server Started	March 25th
Server Version	1.21
World Border	10k

FAQ

Who Are We?

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that focuses on community and vanilla gameplay with quality of life plugins.

What Makes Us Stand Out?

Primarily vanilla with quality of life changes
Whitelisted server to maintain a mature community
Located on the East US coast for good connection
Player-run shopping district
Scheduled events and community activities
Resource worlds for gathering materials
Non-Pay-to-Win donation perks
Friendly staff and active Discord community

How Can I Join?

Apply in our discord server: https://discord.gg/infinityisles

MenuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	2757	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a secret underground disco party with the villagers. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Llama Llama Drama” event, where players must navigate a maze filled with llamas spitting glitter bombs!

So why wait? Join our wacky world of Minecraft madness today and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Snowball Showdown Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5876

Join our Minecraft SMP where the sheep are always white and the pigs are always pink! Our server is so wacky, even the chickens lay rainbow eggs. And get this – our PvP arena is shaped like a giant basketball court where players can reenact the epic showdown between the all white and all black basketball teams at the Olympics. Will you be the MVP of our server and lead your team to victory? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

MomSisExcusesNoMore Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with your siblings in epic build-offs and see who can create the most outrageous structures. Will you be the reigning champion or will your sister steal the victory like she steals money from your mom’s purse?

Experience the thrill of confronting your lazy sister in-game as you demand she clean up her virtual mess just like in real life. Will she finally listen to you or will she just apply virtual makeup and call for virtual mom to save her?

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. And remember, on our server, there’s no excuse for not doing the dishes – virtual or otherwise!

So come join us for a wild ride of sibling rivalry, virtual drama, and endless fun. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?